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Les Dawson Quotes & Sayings
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Les Dawson
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. You see the trouble is he's very old fashioned. When he gives you an injection you have to bite on a bullet.
Les Dawson
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Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
Les Dawson
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My wife is a s.. object - every time I ask for s.., she objects.
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He had ambitions, at one time, to become a s.. maniac, but he failed his practical.
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My wife is a s.. object - every time I ask for s.., she objects.
Les Dawson
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
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In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson
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Thats what she said. No seriously, she just said that.
Shane Dawson
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Be you. And say fu.. you to anybody that doesn't like that.
Shane Dawson
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Admit it...You all have woman boners.
Shane Dawson
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Kinda over boybands. Anyone else agree?
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Let me know when you're done being a boring a.. bi....
Shane Dawson
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I abhor grades - if a child does his best, that's all that should be asked.
Richard Dawson
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Don't cheat off an Asian they're over rated.
Shane Dawson
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It is no secret that the Golf Foundation has had its difficulties.
Peter Dawson
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My PSA was normal but the DRE indicated there may be a problem.
Len Dawson
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then what the fu.. is the point of living?
Shane Dawson
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