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Makeup Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
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Your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the makeup!
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Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?
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That awkward moment when someone is wearing more makeup than clothes.
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Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be a must.
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Putting makeup on will not make people like you. Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try being pretty on the inside.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Every time Paul and Gene use my makeup, they have to pay me a royalty check. I think they changed the makeup so they didn't have to pay me.
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Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning.
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Guys who say they like girls who don't wear makeup really mean they like girls that look really hot without the help of makeup.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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