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Martini Puns Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Martini Puns" sorted by relevance. 19 matching entries found.
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
James Thurber
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Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
Victor Hugo
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Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Edgar Allan Poe
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He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.
P G Wodehouse
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Just a drink, a Martini, shaken not stirred.
James Bond
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I love a martini, straight up, with an olive.
Giuliana Rancic
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
Allan Sloan
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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Robert Benchley
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.
Alec Waugh
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Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.
Doug Coupland
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Puns are a form of humor with words.
Guillermo Cabrera Infante
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When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.
Megan Fox
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It was always fun to skate with Paul Wylie and Paul Martini.
Nancy Kerrigan
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I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can't even play Chopsticks. But I've got a nice piano at my house!
George Clooney
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As far I'm concerned, being an adult is way more fun than being a kid. But then I was a kid who wanted to be an adult. I'd watch shows like 'Bewitched' and see Darren come home and mix a martini and I'd go, 'That looks awesome! I want to do that!'
Paul Feig
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