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Mustache Puns Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Mustache Puns" sorted by relevance. 25 matching entries found.
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Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache, it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: 'Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?' Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.
Salvador Dali
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Sitting next to a man with a mustache at dinner is hearing a hundred people ask, 'How long have you been growing that mustache?'
Alison Brie
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A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.
Jason Sudeikis
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
Victor Hugo
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
Allan Sloan
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I had a mustache when I was 13.
David Schwimmer
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I had a mustache when I was 13.
David Schwimmer
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
Yasmine Bleeth
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I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.
Curly Howard
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I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.
Neil Tennant
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I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.
Keith Carradine
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Puns are a form of humor with words.
Guillermo Cabrera Infante
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When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the mustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it - and everybody was talking about it - that I decided to keep it.
Mark Spitz
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're...you're...booty call!
Mustache Man
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Ladies if you wanna show that you're wacky and totally original, draw a mustache on your finger and take a picture with it under your nose...
Unknown
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