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Sleep marks passing time, giving us distance from the things that have hurt us. When a person is wounded they will often fall unconscious. Similarly, someone who hears traumatic news will often swoon or faint. This is the mind's way of protecting itself from pain.
Patrick Rothfuss
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NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration...George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching?'
Bill Maher
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I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.
Kevin Nealon
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Don't be just a stomach, that seeks only what may fills it. Don't be just a mouth, that talks and talks in none sense without real actions. Don't be just a nose, that sneaks in other people's business. Don't be just an ear, that searches for news to hear, including rumors. Don't be just legs, that walks without knowing where they are going. Be all of them, to form a complete human being.
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If any of you wants to be my follower, you must turn from your selfish ways, take up your cross, and follow me. If you try to hang on to your life, you will lose it. But if you give up your life for my sake and for the sake of the Good News, you will save it. And what do you benefit if you gain the whole world but lose your own soul? Is anything worth more than your soul? If anyone is ashamed of me and my message in these adulterous and sinful days, the Son of Man will be ashamed of that person when he returns in the glory of his Father with the holy angels.
Jesus
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Whats up with all these guys killing their wives now? Like, every couple of weeks in the news, you see that shit...guys killing their wives. I dont understand it. First of all, why would you kill another person, and second of all, dont they think the whole thing through? Like, how the whole things gonna play out? Like, Im gonna kill my wife, then Im gonna get caught, then Im gonna go to jail, then Im gonna get fu..ed in the ass.
Bill Burr
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
Unknown
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Every time something happened in Mileys career, every time the train went off the track, if you will, Vanity Fair, pole-dancing, whatever scandal it washer people, or as they say in todays news, her handlers, every time theyd put me...Somebodys shooting at Miley! Put the old man up there! Well, I took it, because Im her daddy, and thats what daddies do. Okay, nail me to the cross, Ill take it...All those people around, they used me every time. It became so obvious that, man, no matter what happens, theyre going to put you up there and let you take the bullet.
Billy Ray Cyrus
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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' ...Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! ...What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who) No one knows what it's like... to be a dustbin... in Shafsbry... with hooligans...' What the HELL are you talkin' ab
Bill Hicks
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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' ...Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! ...What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who) No one knows what it's like... to be a dustbin... in Shafsbry... with hooligans...' What the HELL are you talkin' ab
Bill Hicks
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