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No Tv And No Beer Make Homer Something Something Quotes & Sayings
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.
Homer Simpson
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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!
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Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
Homer Simpson
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Gerard Way
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Ed ONeill
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .
Harold Rudolph
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Seven wealthy towns contend for Homer dead, Through which the living Homer begged his bread
Thomas Seward
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I sound like Homer. I mean Winslow Homer.
Charles Olson
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The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Aldous Huxley
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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