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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Billy Joel
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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My very, very first professional job was when I was 19 years old - I got a job doing an educational industrial film on Shell Motor Oil's oil products. I really put my heart into it - I wrote a script for it, I did a lot of research.
Renny Harlin
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Within my own life, I read all the beloved novels by lamps of vegetable oil; I saw the Standard Oil invading my own village, I saw gas lamps in the Chinese shops in Shanghai; and I saw their elimination by electric lights.
Hu Shih
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Having yet another vote on refinery legislation that uses high oil prices as an excuse to weaken environmental protections and to give more legislative gifts to the oil industry is misguided in the extreme.
Sherwood Boehlert
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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