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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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I feel like nowadays, relationships are so rushed, and that's why they end so quickly. People have s.. too quick, also becoming emotionally attached too soon and not being ready to deal with the complications that comes after. I remember back then, being able to hug someone was something to look forward to, holding someone's hand was worth being bragged about and kissing someone was a big step and actually meant something. But nowadays, people don't value these things & just skip straight to s.., and then someone is more attached than the other, then it's over.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Technologies help people achieve something greater, not to control us. People help people to be successful, not to bring us down. In short, people use technologies and love others yet nowadays, people are used and gadgets are loved.
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It is hard to know how many people do, but given that the people are so docile towards the rulers, nowadays, very few Americans show the passion for freedom that our forefathers had.
James Bovard
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Nowadays, people are too afraid of change.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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People do not live nowadays. They get about 10% out of life.
Isadora Duncan
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Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Oscar Wilde
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