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Percy Spencer The Microwave Quotes & Sayings
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."
It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
Spencer doesnt go out. Spencer stays at home all night. Were always together. I like you. Were friends. Who cares. Lets go have fun. Lets go party.
When I did that interview with Hepburn, the only ground rule was, you did not discuss Spencer Tracy. Spencer Tracy's widow is still alive, and she respected that.
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
I open the microwave 1 second before its done. Thug Life.
Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
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They say you're not supposed to Put silver wear in a microwave oven...They were right...I'm missing a wall in my kitchen.
He who gives while he lives, get to know where it goes.
I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.
I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.
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You can get all A's and still flunk life.
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
The smartest thing my phone does is automatically update for daylight savings. TAKE NOTES microwave, oven and car!
Don't forget to put your kitchen sponge in the microwave for 10 seconds or run through the dishwasher to kill bacteria.
Jazz is letting everybody do his or her thing with the music.
Every white will have its black, And every sweet its sour.
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