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Percy Spencer The Microwave Quotes & Sayings
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The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night.
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Since grief only aggravates your loss, grieve not for what is past.
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We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away.
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Fear not for the future, weep not for the past
Percy Bysshe Shelley
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The world is full of genies waiting to grant your wishes.
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A dream has power to poison sleep.
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The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.
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Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?
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I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
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Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.'
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I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.
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God is glorified, not by our groans, but by our thanksgivings.
Edwin Percy Whipple
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You've got to ask! Asking is, in my opinion, the world's most powerful - and neglected - secret to success and happiness.
Percy Ross
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All spirits are enslaved which serve things evil
Percy Bysshe Shelley
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Boss Percy bad. He mean. He stepped on Del's mouse. I took it back though.
John Coffey
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As a result of the feminist revolution, feminine becomes an abusive epithet.
Percy Wyndham Lewis
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Put it in the microwave, now heat it up. Pull it out add the cold water, now beat it up. Hand me 4-7-5, and you can get your issue. I got that hard straight butter, my shit thick as grissel.
Killa Kyleon
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The human contribution is the essential ingredient. It is only in the giving of oneself to others that we truly live.
Ethel Percy Andrus
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We put the Children to death... by throwing them overboard and shooting out their brains in the water.
George Percy
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No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise.
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