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Keeping It Real
It Is What It Is
Funny Facebook Status
Friday After Next
I Hate Boys
When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I move. She saw piss comin', she stayed, and why should I have to miss out on the next R. Kelly album just for that!!! And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'LL PISS ON YO' CAT!!!
First, I do like this. Put a look on my face like I smell some piss.
You read a lot about movies with budgets of $25 to 30 million. Hell, if a studio can piss away that kind of money, why not let 'em piss on me?
Then you can tell me just how it taste but before I nut I shoot some piss in your face you fuckin coward, tremblin like a nervous wreck. Cause when I caught your ass, you put yourself in check.
Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
Girl's are absolutely worse than guys. I don't care what anyone says. You piss a guy off he may say something mean about you but he does it to defend his pride so he doesn't look like a little, hurt bitch...You piss off a girl she'll probably make out with your bestfriend, ruin your friendship with him and won't stop until she is sure your heart is stomped all over. So I have to agree that behind every asshole was probably a girl who gave him complete hell. That is why girls prefer to be friends with boys, because in the end even unconsciously it's always a competition with girls.
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The face you have at age 25 is the face God gave you, but the face you have after 50 is the face you earned.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
She's a warm fart at Christmas.
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
Art is coming face to face with yourself. That's what's wrong with Benton. He came face to face with Michelangelo-- and he lost
21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
High School Senior
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