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Pissing Contest With A Skunk Quotes & Sayings
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The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
I was in school with my best friend and she had a magazine with an ad about a modeling contest. She wanted to send in a picture and she asked if I would send it with her. So we sent in our pictures and they called me. So it started with a contest.
To the semidivine hero, the mere fact of ruling over more men does not constitute greatness, and as for glory from Zeus, Achilles will prove by example which of them has more. The contest between Achilles and Agamemnon becomes from the outset a contest between internal and external values...
Cedric H Whitman
I believe that detente was having almost the opposite effect of what was intended. What was intended was to sort of end the contest for power and to stop Soviet expansion, especially by military means and the military build-up, the military contest.
Surely these women won't lose any more of their beauty and charm by putting a ballot in a ballot box once a year than they are likely to lose standing in foundries or laundries all year round. There is no harder contest than the contest for bread, let me tell you that.
I'm a Dirty Skunk!
Gore will not win a popularity contest, he will not win a personality contest, but he can win an idealogical battle, and he can win a battle of experience.
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
Better Than You quotes
Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it.
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
You're making me feel like a skunk at the garden party.
It is sometimes very hard to tell the difference between history and the smell of skunk.
If you are pissing people off, you know you are doing something right.
I've done things like signed a cereal box before. But the weirdest thing that's been done to meet me? Well some girls have got tattoos of my name done. One mum has a tattoo of a radio DJ on her back, which she had done in order to meet me. The radio station had a contest and if anyone got the guy from the radio station's face tattooed on their back, they could meet me, and that was the contest, and she did it. It was pretty weird!
You know what's fun? Your dog being sprayed by a skunk at 11pm and then proceeding to give her five baths.
Jenna Dewan Tatum
Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.
Im going to knock your teeth so far down your throat, you can chew your own ass out for pissing me off!
Doing the right thing sometimes means pissing people off.
It Is What It Is quotes
Babies are like innocent, little drunk people, pissing and shitting and puking wherever the fuck they want.
Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.
Lyndon B Johnson
Keeping It Real
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