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Salad Fingers Quotes & Sayings
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Of three things the devil makes a salad: advocate's tongues, notaries' fingers, and a third that shall be nameless
Proverb
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The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would be a salad bowl, for, though the salad is an entity, the lettuce can still be distinguished from the chicory, the tomatoes from the cabbage.
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences.
Jane Elliot
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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
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So you're the head brother in charge now, huh? And did I just hear you say by the snap of your fingers you make things happen? Well I tell you what. Why don't you snap your fingers right now and let's see what happens.
The Undertaker
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When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers, remember that in those spaces you can see my fingers locked with yours forever.
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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
Jay London
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When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers, remember that in those spaces you can see my fingers locked with yours forever.
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In life there will always be people out the to judge you and poke fingers at you... Show them that we are all human and that the other three fingers are poking back at them...
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Language is a skin: I rub my language against the other. It is as if I had words instead of fingers, or fingers at the tip of my words. My language trembles with desire.
Roland Barthes
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I was the girl who didn't get invited to parties. My friends turned into the girls who stood in the corner and talked about me. But as soon as I picked up a guitar...I literally played until my fingers bled. My mom had to tape them up, and you can imagine how popular that made me: "Look at her fingers. So weird". But for the first time in my life, those girls could say anything they wanted about me, because I was just going to go home after school and write a song about it.
Taylor Swift
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Language is a skin: I rub my language against the other. It is as if I had words instead of fingers, or fingers at the tip of my words. My language trembles with desire.
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thats that salad dressin, I'm on my thousandth island.
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Nothing says CALL ME LATER like puking up your ceasar salad on him.
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I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
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Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug.
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This salad would taste a lot better if it were a cupcake...
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You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.
George M Humphrey
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