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Short Funny Bar Quotes & Sayings
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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Then I got a gig with an older friend who had the equipment and he played in this bar. They would bring me in the bar through the backdoor and I would DJ in the back room most of the night. Then they'd take me out the backdoor, so I was never really in the bar.
Jam Master Jay
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I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.
Jon Stewart
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Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very late at night, but do not enter into relations. But not for the novel.
W H Auden
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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude.
Sara Underwood
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As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.
Wil Wheaton
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May your bachelorette party be so fun that you don't notice how annoyed the rest of the bar is.
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In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
Trey Parker
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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
Sam Ewing
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I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there.
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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It is much the best way... to lay the emphasis on the first part of the bar in triple time, and on the first and third parts of the bar in common time.
William Billings
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
Paballo Nhambiri
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Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does he have now? Diabetes maybe??
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I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-year bar band!
Eric Carr
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