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Showing search results for "Short Witty" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.
Sacha Guitry
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Sacha Guitry
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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty; How love makes young men thrall and old men dote; How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty: Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echo.. answer so.
William Shakespeare
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The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.
Florence King
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Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.
George Eliot
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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
Jarod Kintz
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It is true that short forms of poetry have been cultivated in the Far East more than in modern Europe; but in all European literature short forms of poetry are to be found - indeed quite as short as anything in Japanese.
Lafcadio Hearn
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Well, since 'double-0's' have a short life expectancy, your mistake will be short-lived.
James Bond
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Life's too short-- too short to live it as a bad person.
Peyton Sawyer
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I'm used to short distances and short bursts of energy; it was just fastest.
Shannon Miller
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I was told I would never make it because I'm too short. Well, I'm still too short. It doesn't matter what your height is, it's what's in your heart.
Kirby Puckett
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Straight to the money, no short cuts. Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus.
Lil Wayne
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They say anything can happen in a short series. I just didn't expect it to be that short.
Al Lopez
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Lifes too short to put up with people who dont give a fu.. about me.
Unknown
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The first writing I did was short short stories for a newspaper syndicate for which I was paid five dollars a piece on publication.
Theodore Sturgeon
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Life's too short to hate people, life's too short to be arguing all the time, life's too short to be ignoring people.
Unknown
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The discovery of the good taste of bad taste can be very liberating. The man who insists on high and serious pleasures is depriving himself of pleasure; he continually restricts what he can enjoy; in the constant exercise of his good taste he will eventually price himself out of the market, so to speak. Here Camp taste supervenes upon good taste as a daring and witty hedonism. It makes the man of good taste cheerful, where before he ran the risk of being chronically frustrated. It is good for the digestion.
Susan Sontag
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When I started out in the early 1930s, there were a great many magazines that published short stories. Unfortunately, the short-story market has dwindled to almost nothing.
Irwin Shaw
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I was going to shave it. It went in two parts. I got a bob first but it kept falling all over my face. Then it was off, short. The main reason it was long was because my mother cut it short when I was little and I was trying to make up for that.
Cathy Freeman
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I like pre mixed coke and sushi. Im obsessed with op shopping. I take a lot of photos. Im short. Very short. I love my life.
Unknown
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