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Step Daughter Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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No, my step-daughter just opened a theatre school for children, I have another daughter who works in the record industry and another who is going back to collage and I have two little ones at home.
Rosanne Cash
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My Daughter has made the darkness in my heart light up brighter than I ever thought possible. My Daughter gives me a reason to live and try each and every day. I cannot thank our Lord enough for blessing me with her. And as blessings come, so do disappointments. There are trials and rewards throughout everyone's life. My Daughter had helped me through the most difficult times of my life. I can only PRAY she will allow me to be there for hers.
Georgene Maciolek
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
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I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his.
Brett Butler
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How do you build a relationship when you've hardly shared a word but suddenly share a child? How do you love a daughter you don't see for nearly two years? When does she become your daughter? How does she become your daughter?
Boris Becker
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A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!
Milton Berle
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A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life.
Unknown
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If there anything more beautiful in this world than a lily in bloom or drops of rain falling on your face, it is the birth of a daughter. On your Birthday dear daughter, we're experiencing that beauty all over again. Happy Birthday to you!
Unknown
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I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
Harry Hill
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Step parents are not around to replace a biological parent, rather to augment a childs life experience.
Azriel Johnson
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Step by step the journey goes on, Step by step, it will grow strong. God has bestowed an angel upon you, We are sure someday, your baby will shine like a dew.
Unknown
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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When a mother quarrels with a daughter, she has a double dose of unhappiness hers from the conflict, and empathy with her daughter's from the conflict with her. Throughout her life a mother retains this special need to maintain a good relationship with her daughter.
Terri Apter
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Having kids has been great for me. I have two beautiful step- kids, as well as my own new daughter. They've really helped me to keep my feet firmly on the ground, and life is good. I feel like I'm the luckiest guy here.
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Parents - especially step parents, are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don't fulfill the promise of their early years.
Anthony Powell
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands and receive it!!! Your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack!!
Madea
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Build yourself to be a woman that when your daughter sees you, she would know you as a woman who work for her goals. Set an example.
Anne Nwakama
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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, "Daddy, I need to ask you something," he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
Garrison Keillor
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