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Steve Martin The Quotes & Sayings
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I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.
Steve Buscemi
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Well, excuuuuuse me!
Steve Martin
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A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
Steve Martin
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
Steve Martin
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Love is a promise delivered already broken.
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Be so good they can't ignore you.
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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
Steve Martin
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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
Steve Martin
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Steve Martin
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I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
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I believe in eight of the ten commandments and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
Steve Martin
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I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
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I keep reading things about myself that make me seem distant and oddly shy.
Steve Martin
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Steve Martin
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I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on
Steve Martin
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There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Steve Martin
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all periods will now be called Steves. (Shift to a classroom scene) Boy 1: (To another boy) Hey, I'm thinking of cutting third Steve, you in? Boy 2: Yeah, as long as I'm back by fourth Steve. Teacher: (To class) So, if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve. Girl: Mr. Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.
American Dad
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