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Torn Pants Quotes & Sayings
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Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin S Cobb
I dont really like pants, man. I like tights. Im not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.
A torn rotator cuff is a cancer for a pitcher and if a pitcher gets a badly torn one, he has to face the facts, it's all over baby.
I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.
I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants.
Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison ten guys offered to stuff more snakes down his pants.
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
Pants or no pants?
I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.
If I could just get a piece of lemon, it'd be great.
If you're torn in between the two. You're better off being single. Know exactly what you want before hopping into a relationship.
There's a king on a throne with his eyes torn out.
Never think you're better than anyone else, but don't let anyone treat you like you're worse than they are.
Be your own politics, grow your own garden, and maybe you can help out more.
You got me just torn in between the two. Cuz I really wanna be with you.
Anything new is always considered the devil's tool.
You can never turn your back on the ocean.
I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood.
I've never hit anybody who hasn't clocked me two or three times.
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