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Understanding Women Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Never choose anyone without complete understanding and never lose anyone because of a small miss understanding...

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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession...

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

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I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me.

I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

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There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them...

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Love Is Not About Expressing Lovely Words Its about Understanding A gentle Touch Of Pure Heart !! And Friendship is To Sit Together And Laugh About The Nonsense Said Above.

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There's definitely a difference with men and women in comedy. If you wrote a list of the last 20 comedies in the past four years, a lot of them are based on a male character. That's just kind of way that it is. There are some movies that break the mold, but for the most part women in comedies play that lesser role. I think that's changing, and I think that's great thing. There are so many funny women out there.

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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck

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Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!

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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

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Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes along.

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For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt...misogynist streak is too strong a term, but a dismissiveness.

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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.

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To see nothing is to perceive the Way, and to understand nothing is to know the Dharma, because seeing is neither seeing nor not seeing and because understanding is neither understanding nor not understanding.

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Women are leaders everywhere you look, from a CEO to house a wife that holds together a home. Our country was built by women who stand alone.

Women are leaders everywhere you look, from a CEO to house a wife that holds together a home. Our country was built by women who stand alone.

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Just as women's bodies are softer than men's, so their understanding is sharper.

Christine De Pisan

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And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

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