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Vomiting Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Being a third wheel is cool if you're into constant vomiting and feeling socially deformed.
Unknown
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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if you're not bleeding, vomiting, or on fire, chill out and stop crying.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
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I came at it thinking this was going to be really fun, but once I was done, I was vomiting on the plane home. But that was probably more to do with the wrap party the night before.
Jennifer Sky
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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I'm loving it, and it surprises me because I like being alone, but at the same time, there is something really comforting in a house full of kids. Then I got home to projectile vomiting one night, and it was like, 'Wow! Back to reality.'
Patrick Dempsey
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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