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Woman A Dog And A Walnut Tre Quotes & Sayings
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My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things.
Jacqueline Bisset
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Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive.
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You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.
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I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.
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I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.
Shaquille O'Neal
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The afternoon passed more slowly than a walnut-sized kidney stone.
Tom Robbins
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Four things a woman should know: How to look like a girl, How to act like a lady, How to think like a man, And how to work like a dog
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Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick- I mean, nervous! -Loc Dog
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Four things a woman should know: How to look like a girl, How to act like a lady, How to think like a man and how to work like a dog.
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The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
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The venom clamors of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.
William Shakespeare
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Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. This Divine Being in some of his smaller and silkier incarnations takes, in the affection of Woman, the place to which there is no human male aspirant. The Dog is a survival --an anachronism. He toils not, neither does he spin, yet Solomon in all his glory never lay upon a door-mat all day long, sun-soaked and fly-fed and fat, while his master worked for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.
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Somebody better tell 'em. 'Fore that tre four seven hit they cerebellum.
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Everyone is entitled to our opinion.
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There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog. It's the dog's job to bite the pilot if he touches anything in the cockpit.
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.
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I have a homos..ual crush on most adolescents.
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I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
Tre Cool
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