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Ed Oneill Quotes & Sayings
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21 entries tagged including 2 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Ed ONeill
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When I read the pilot for Married...with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
Ed ONeill
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I started to teach social science for the sixth grade. I wasn't a teacher, but I had enough college lessons. I was a temporary teacher for somebody who had a crack-up. When I went to that school I already was the fourth teacher. No school on TV is like that one. That was really funny. The teachers, after all, had nervous breakdowns because of the Sixth-graders.
Ed ONeill
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Well, for one thing, for me, I don't exactly consider 'Modern Family' a sitcom, because it's single-camera. There's more location, so that's a little bit different, rather than the four camera and the audience and all that. But I'm very excited about the show, and I love the fact that it's an ensemble, and that it's Chris and Steve, whose work I have admired over the years. So I'm happy. I'm very happy about it, you know? I think it's going to be a really fun experienceand, hopefully, a long-lasting one!
Ed ONeill
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I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.
Ed ONeill
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Security was another reason. You never know what can happen to you when you earn a lot of money.
Ed ONeill
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I used to say things like, My names not Al, you know? Not to the press, but to fans. My name is actually Ed. Id find myself saying that, and Id think, 'Who do you think they think you are? They only know you from that!' And finally I just gotI dont know, I guess a switch went on for me, and I realized, This was the greatest job that youve ever had in your life. Why are you acting like an asshole? So from that minute on, I kind ofwell, I hate the word embraced, but I just kind of went, Yeah, okay. 'So youre Al, right?' Yep!'
Ed ONeill
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You never know what can happen to you when you earn a lot of money. I could have freaked-out, or put on grand airs, hanging around with 16 year old starlets.
Ed ONeill
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I think I 'turn off' women. I've a kind of a weird personality. Women may think that I'm a mess.
Ed ONeill
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Back then I said to myself 'screw football.' Actually I just took part in this camp as there was nothing better for me to do. They also didn't draft me because they thought I was too wild and undisciplined.
Ed ONeill
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I took a plane from New York City to Los Angeles for an audition. I met all the people. After that, I was told to have another audition, but I didn't want to go there again.
Ed ONeill
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In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.
Ed ONeill
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Cathy is the only woman I was really in love with. Currently we are separated, but we are still close to each other.
Ed ONeill
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I'm very masculine! And I also have the common qualities that men have. But I've been living with Cathy for 15 years. That's a long time. You just can't flip-out anymore like the others. You have to know your way.
Ed ONeill
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I just took part in this camp as there was nothing better for me to do. They also didn't draft me because they thought I was too wild and undisciplined.
Ed ONeill
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All this flying around got on my nerves. But then I gave the script to Cathy to get her opinion. When she started to laugh, it was like 'That's it!'. I went to LA and I got the part.
Ed ONeill
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I was very slender and small. All my friends were on the team, so I had to make it too. I was a very aggressive player. I wanted to be one of the best, but I just ended up as one of the good ones.
Ed ONeill
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That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: 'Sit down and shut-up!'
Ed ONeill
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I knew I was a good stage actor but I had no idea about movies. And I wasn't a Paul Newman type of guy. That's why I thought the stage is just right for me.
Ed ONeill
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When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like "I like meat." Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to get fu..ed.
Ed ONeill
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