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Kangaroo Puns Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Kangaroo Puns" sorted by relevance. 14 matching entries found.
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It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Sid Waddell
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
Victor Hugo
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Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Edgar Allan Poe
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I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
Todd Barry
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The Orioles' d..k Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.
Joe Garagiola
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Yeah, I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling.
Steve Irwin
8 Likes
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
Allan Sloan
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.
Steve Irwin
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Punch line queen no boxer though. Might pull up in a Porsche no Boxter though. Tell a hater; Yo, dont you got cocks to blow? Tell em kangaroo Nick Ill box the hoe.
Nicki Minaj
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Puns are a form of humor with words.
Guillermo Cabrera Infante
8 Likes
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