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As far as exercising goes...watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
This is how youre supposed to feel every day. This is what I should have felt like my whole life! I always thought I was going to die before I was 60. My father died of a heart attack in his 40s. Im not an idiot. The writing was on the wall.
The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
They say that exercise and proper diet are the keys to a longer life, Oh well.
Hello. And welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. The points here are kind of like Canada.
It sucks being fat, you know.
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you dont have energy for anything. Its horrible.
Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.
As you know, I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. I love Cleveland, Ohio. I based my whole career on being from Cleveland, Ohio. And you also might know that Cleveland, Ohio, is going through some tough times right now.
Thousand points for everybody! Usually a thousand, but for you, nine ninety-nine! Nine ninety-nine! I'm giving the points away, only nine ninety-nine! I'm craaaazy!
A thousand points for everybody. Of course, I have to subtract five hundred points for Ryan because he forgot to kick a photographer.
And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money-and they don't for the amount of money they make.
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