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Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it...
My hotel's like Beetlejuice. In my room its nice and normal. But as soon as I open the door, party is raging & its like hell has taken over.
Today I'm thankful for all my friends who *dont* mass text.
Remember when Hip-Hop taught you things? Like in Ludacris' Area Codes I learned that he's got lots of Hos & also our great nation's area codes.
The mothers pushing their kids in strollers on the NY streets are fierce. The way they push those strollers, its like baby drifting...
Whenever I see someone eating lunch by themselves I instantly love them & want to be their best friend.
Remember Clear Pepsi? What a fail. It looked like Sprite, but tasted like Pepsi. What a bait & switch on my taste buds!
Eating cookies in bed and using the top of my chest as a plate. I don't know if that makes me lazy or resourceful....
Someone just told me eating fried foods can cause depression and I instantly got depressed. Fried foods make me happy.... I thought. Sigh.
Gay Marriage should be legal. Not allowing gays to marry, is saying they're less than... EVERYONE deserves equal rights. Real talk.
When someone says 'Id explain but its complicated.' Im not offended they think so little of me, Im offended they think so much of themselves.
Keeping It Real quotes
Dear middle-aged man in the red convertible Mitsubishi Eclipse, You're driving a girl car. Love, Olivia
Can I get sick from eating too many gummy bear vitamins? Actually I shoulda asked earlier. Might as well eat 1 more and see what happens.
Better Off Without You
It Is What It Is
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