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Monday Quotes About Funny

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63 Monday quotes tagged with Funny.

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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.

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Monday makes me angrier than Chris Brown is every moment of every day.

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The only thing that could possibly ruin a beautiful Summer day is it also being Monday.

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The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.

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Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.

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It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.

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My smile on Mondays is as insincere as a Rush Limbaugh apology.

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I wish Monday was as fast as Usain Bolt.

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The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.

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Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.

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I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday.

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Seeing you on Tuesday is always a welcome relief that you didn't give in to your suicidal thoughts on Monday.

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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.

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You're one of the few people I don't mind very briefly communicating with on a Monday.

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Tuesday means we're a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.

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I'm having the worst Monday since last Monday.

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Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday.

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There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.

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It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.

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I'd rather enter the Hunger Games than enter the office on Mondays.

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