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TheRealXtopher Quotes & Sayings
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There are only two reasons why you'd stare at your crotch with a smile on your face when driving; neither one of them is legal.
Christopher Abraham
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History becomes easier to remember once you start playing a significant part in it.
Christopher Abraham
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A butterfly is incapable of flight until the struggle to free himself from his cocoon has given his wings the strength he needs; the hardest you've ever struggled is the strongest you'll ever be.
Christopher Abraham
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That awkward moment when you first realized that you probably shouldn't have pulled his finger!
Christopher Abraham
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What am I on? TWO Monster Energy drinks, & THREE bottles of 5-Hour Energy! Of course, I just bit my tongue for the 5th time in a row while chewing the same piece of bubblegum, but I think I'll be alright as long as I don't stand too close to any open flames.
Christopher Abraham
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Talking to stupid people is a lot like playing with a slinky. You might get a little frustrated at first, but you can't stop laughing once you push them down the stairs.
Christopher Abraham
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Friends DON'T let friends watch the Oprah Winfrey Network!
Christopher Abraham
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If you're wondering why it's so difficult to find a relationship with someone who's a good kisser, you should probably start trying it with someone you're NOT related to.
Christopher Abraham
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