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Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.
Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.
He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.
Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something nobody ever saw, that's what I'm doing!
Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?
Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.
Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to take you and your family along as my guests.
Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?
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