I Used To Be Good With Kids, But As I Get Older, I'm Grumpy And Terrible With Them. As For Doing A Gig At A 6-year Old's Birthday Party, You Couldn't Pay Me Enough. - SearchQuotes

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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

Johnny Vegas

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