She Laid There, Mouth Wide Open, Wig Half Off, Snoring, Breath Smelling Like A 1948 Buick. I Was Sick With The Filthies And She Smiled In Her Sleep. - SearchQuotes

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She laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick. I was sick with the filthies and she smiled in her sleep.

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