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Ninja Turtles Quotes & Sayings
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Hey didn't we see these guys on WrestleMania? -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear out of this one! -Raphael
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21. -Raphael
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy. -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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That was close. Whoa, time to switch to decaf, April. -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me...you didn't pay money for this. -Raphael
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh...traditional pre-fight donut. -Leonardo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Yes, dudes and dudettes! Major league butt kicking is back in town! -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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A wise man once said, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.' -Michelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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You fight well...in the old style. But you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face: the Shredder. -The Shredder
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Remember, to be a true ninja you must become one with the shadows. Darkness gives the ninja power, while light reveals the ninja's presence.
Master Splinter
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This is great. First it was The Farm That Time Forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos? Probably hard to get good maid service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Roto Rooter, huh? -Casey Jones
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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I love ya a.. like Milhouse love Lisa. I love ya a.. like the ninja turtles love pizza.
Drake
17 Likes
When I start writing a song, I just try and show you who I am. A goofy kid with some ridicolous skills, who makes witty raps about the Ninja Turtles, Rugrats, Mario, all that good stuff. I'm not your typical white kid trying to act black. Yes, I like to rock fitteds and some cool kicks. But I'm way more then some gimmick, you always got to stay true to yourself and who you are. Or else, you're just straight booty chowder.
Chris Webby
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Go Ninja, go Ninja, go! I made another funny! Ha ha ha ha!
Master Splinter
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I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone. -Splinter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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The two are unrelated. I'm not into turtles or space stuff.
Harry Connick Jr
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Men who wear turtlenecks look like turtles.
Doris Lilly
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I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are! -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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I would really like to see a ninja molestation trial.
Morgan Webb
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