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Scientifically I am feeling the effect of chemicals being sent to my brain, but theoretically I love you!
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Love may be blind but marriage is a true eye opener!
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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I asked my heart why can't I sleep at night? Heart replied :because you slept in afternoon. Don't act like you are in love all the time.
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There are only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead!
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Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!!!
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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I got a lot of best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!
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Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you.
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Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families.
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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
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You can't buy love on eBay.
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It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.
Julie Andrews
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M Schulz
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Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.
Julie Andrews
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If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
Winnie The Pooh
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
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