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Funny Quotes About Halloween
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28 Funny quotes tagged with Halloween.
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The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself... and spiders! Happy Halloween!
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Thanks to Halloween... the cobwebs in our house have just become decorations!
Rick Sutter
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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.
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Halloween's over, you can take off you ugly face now.
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.
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I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader.
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Just go as a whore for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it.
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It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.
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For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster.
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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.
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Halloween is for dressing as something you're not. That's why most girls go as sexy.
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Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
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Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Lindsay Lohan
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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
Drew Carey
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Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.
Dee Snider
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