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If Monday was a person, it'd be a Ginger...
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Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.
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Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?
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I am about to go Tebow on my Monday.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl
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Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and waited for the door to go down. I hate Mondays...
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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
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F you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code
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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
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Mondays rock...Anyone who doesnt like mondays, must not just work 3 days a week like I do.
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It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...
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Mondays are part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!
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