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Hank Moody Quotes & Sayings
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41 entries tagged including 4 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Hank Moody Topics
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Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water like the creature from the pasty white lagoon.
Hank Moody
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I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's playboy bush or anything, just something that reminds me I'm performing cunnalingus on an adult.
Hank Moody
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Don't tell me what to feel. All my fu..in' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fu..ing asshole, and I look around and I see everyone else is infinitely more fu..ed- up than I am.
Hank Moody
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Rehab is for Quitters.
Hank Moody
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You looking for a dick punch?
Hank Moody
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Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says fu.., and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.
Hank Moody
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Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.
Hank Moody
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I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.
Hank Moody
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Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.
Hank Moody
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People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
Hank Moody
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You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a.. and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
Hank Moody
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You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out of doors is a place where penises dont generally fare well. So my homeless dick now must seek shelter where and whence it can.
Hank Moody
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Thats right, I said it, I meant it, Im here to represent it.
Hank Moody
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Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.
Hank Moody
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I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.
Hank Moody
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She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.
Hank Moody
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How can you be so fu..ing beautiful and so fu..ing wrong?
Hank Moody
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All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up to you.
Hank Moody
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Could I get a jumbo order of what the fu.. were you thinking?
Hank Moody
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I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.
Hank Moody
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