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Zoolander Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 1 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
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Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER! -Mugatu
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You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. -Mugatu
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I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed. -J.P. Prewitt
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You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander
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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
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There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman. -Derek Zoolander
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Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude! -Hansel
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Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? -Hansel
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I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit. -Katinka
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I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka
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Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too! -Protestor
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How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? -Derek Zoolander
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Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? -Mugatu
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It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now! -Mugatu
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Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings. -Maury Ballstein
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Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now! -Mugatu
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I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. -Derek Zoolander
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I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. -Maury Ballstein
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If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service. -David Bowie
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You is talking loco and I like it! -Hansel
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