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I Butter The Bread With Butter Quotes & Sayings
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I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
John Pinette
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Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before it is too late. ... Praise them for important things, even if you have to stretch them a bit. Praise them a lot. They live on it like bread and butter and they need it more than bread and butter.
Lavina Christensen Fugal
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What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
Dianne Wiest
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Martha Stewarts my idol. I like Nigella Lawson too. And of course, Paula Deen, butter, butter, butter!
Blake Lively
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Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before it is too late. ... Praise them for important things, even if you have to stretch them a bit. Praise them a lot. They live on it like bread and butter and they need it more than bread and butter.
Lavina Christensen Fugal
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We can do without butter, but, despite all our love of peace, not without arms. One cannot shoot with butter, but with guns.
Joseph Goebbels
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Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; and good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.
James Beard
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The Army was my bread and butter.
Brian Lumley
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If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
Barry Goldwater
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That awkward moment when its Peanut Butter Jelly Time and youre allergic to peanut butter.
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If you dispute with me you will only quarrel with your bread and butter.
Francis Bond Head
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Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
James A Garfield
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Would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat.
Hermann Goering
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Selling butter just to get the fam bread I spread. I got married to the streets and it was here I wed.
Meek Mill
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Damn rich, peanut butter guts and a Lamorghini, woah. You must have white bread, lets make a sandwich.
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Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?!
Shane Dawson
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It's nice to be in a situation where the two books that I write for a sort of regular monthly income are also works that I enjoy immensely, rather than them being some kind of bread and butter, do it because you have to do it.
Garth Ennis
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I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking
Katherine Cebrian
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I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine: Every man for himself and God for us all.
Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
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About half my designs are controlled fantasy, 15 percent are total madness and the rest are bread-and-butter designs.
Manolo Blahnik
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