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Suggest Revision: I hope that you are enjoying your trip as much as I'm enjoying masturbating with the door open and volume up.
 
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Suggest Revision: My mom never caught me masturbating, so this is the next best thing I guess. Everyone needs to humiliate themselves in front of their parents somehow.
 
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Suggest Revision: Why the fuck am I styling? I competes with myself. When you win against Nicki, you depleted your wealth and I'm not masturbating, but I'm feeling myself.
 
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Suggest Revision: Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it just takes about thirty five minutes. -Ethan Tremblay
 
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Suggest Revision: I guess you could say she was a sex fiend, I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine
 
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Suggest Revision: We all have our individual romantic or idealistic ideas. To get information that masturbation is our basic form of sex is hard, because who wants to admit they're masturbating?
 
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