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Suggest Revision: Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked.
 
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Suggest Revision: The thing about being at home versus being out in the world working is, it's a whole different vibe. When I'm home with my kids and partner, I will cook, even though she's a very good cook. She's learned over the years. We started with basics, you know, how to saute onions, how to saute mushrooms.
 
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Suggest Revision: One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry...
 
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Suggest Revision: Stock up your pantry and your freezer with things that aren't perishable: Your favorite jar of tomato sauce that lists 'tomato' as the first ingredient, lots of grains, olive oils, vinegars, tomato pastes, onions, shallots. When you go to the store, you only have to pick up meats and produce.
 
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Suggest Revision: Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell.
 
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Suggest Revision: The kitchen, reasonably enough, was the scene of my first gastronomic adventure. I was on all fours. I crawled into the vegetable bin, settled on a giant onion and ate it, skin and all. It must have marked me for life, for I have never ceased to love the hearty flavor of raw onions.
 
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Suggest Revision: A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
 
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Suggest Revision: To all the students who drop out and failed high school: Remember two things; 1) You tried your best. 2) I don't like onions on my Big Mac.
 
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Suggest Revision: Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
 
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Suggest Revision: Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions, it's sad. But people don't realize I'm actually crying - they think I'm just reacting.
 
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