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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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