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Baseball Quotes About Funny
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11 Baseball quotes tagged with Funny.
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Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.
Joe Adcock
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With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.
Pete Rose
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Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.
Dick Gregory
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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Wilson
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Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
Leo Durcoher
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I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with no picture.
Bob Uecker
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I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
Joe Garagiola
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Casey Stengal
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I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.
Bill Veeck
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Ou don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.
Mickey Mantle
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Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.
Mickey Mantle
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