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Baseball Quotes About Funny
11 Baseball quotes tagged with Funny.
Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.
With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.
Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with no picture.
I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.
Ou don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.
Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.
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