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Carissa Quotes & Sayings
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
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My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.
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If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.
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Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.
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Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
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Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, youre in.
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt.
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Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
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I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
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I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough
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You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale.
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