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Engineering Quotes About Funny
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13 Engineering quotes tagged with Funny.
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
Douglas Adams
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The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
Thomas Koenig
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Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.
William Blake
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I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One is quantum electrodynamics and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.
Sir Horace Lamb
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Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.
Arthur Mellen Wellington
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Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no government subsidised commission of engineers and physicists could create a worm.
Joseph Wood Krutch
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A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to fit any data.
Phillip Johnson-Laird
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Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own monuments with public consent, public approval and often public money.
John Prebble
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
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An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
Unknown
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A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible
Freeman Dyson
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The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
Unknown
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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
Oscar Wilde
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