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Golf Quotes About Funny
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22 Golf quotes tagged with Funny.
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Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, youre the best.
Jack Nicklaus
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
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Swing hard in case you hit it.
Dan Marino
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The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
Brian Weis
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After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.
Chi Chi
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Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good at them.
Kevin Costner
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The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
Mickey Mantle
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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
Jim Murray
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I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
George Brett
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These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
Sam Snead
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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Bob Hope
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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Bob Hope
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Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Ben Hogan
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Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
Will Rogers
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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
Dwight David Eisenhower
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
Arnold Palmer
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I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Ben Hogan
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Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.
Bobby Jones
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