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Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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I asked my girlfriend for a blow job today and she replied with, Well, what will I get? I'm guessing Herpes was not the right answer.
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A Woman Never Say: Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot.
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Weddings are funerals for blow jobs.
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Just had some great sex! My wife kept screaming for me to stop, but I couldn't hear her over her sister's moaning.
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If people criticize you, hurt you, shout at you, don't be bothered.. just remember In every game the audience make noise, not the players.
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