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Jake Johansen Funny Quotes
1 entries tagged Funny quotes by Jake Johansen.
Last updated May 2024
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.
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