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Witty Quotes About Life
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25 Witty quotes tagged with Life.
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Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell!
Sarah Moores
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My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
Unknown
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If life gives you lemons don't make a fu..ing lemonade take the sh..ty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life hard.
Peta-Gaye Clark
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One of the things that worry business men is the number of unemployed on the payroll.
Unknown
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
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Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Samuel Butler
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Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force...except occasionally.
Katherine Whitehorn
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You cannot find knowledge by rearranging your ignorance.
Unknown
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Our days are happier when we give to people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind.
Unknown
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Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them.
Unknown
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Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
Henry Ford
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No man should travel until he has learned the language of the country he visits. Otherwise he voluntarily makes himself a great baby - so helpless and so ridiculous.
Emerson
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music he hears, however measured or far away.
Unknown
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I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about it?
Joan Baez
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Learning without thought is labour lost; thought without learning is perilous.
Confucius
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People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later to find time for illness.
Unknown
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The easiest way to make ends meet is to get off your own.
Unknown
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The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
May V Smith
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You must forgive in order to live.
Stephen Orchard
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