A Redneck Water Slide Is When You Just Get A Tarp Out There, You Just Put Baby Oil And Some Soap On There. Put Some Water On It. Make A Little Mud Puddle At The End, And Have Fun With It. - SearchQuotes

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A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on there. Put some water on it. Make a little mud puddle at the end, and have fun with it.

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