TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception.
Miranda Hobbes
3 Likes
3 Comments
RELATED QUOTES
Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?
Miranda Hobbes
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Miranda Hobbes
1 Likes
I'm a lost cause, go on without me. Save yourselves!
Miranda Hobbes
1 Likes
These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.
Miranda Hobbes
0 Likes
I'm so bloated and gassy, I'm like a flotation device.
Miranda Hobbes
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
When this gets going, don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. I don't want any of that, you can do it, push push s**t!
Miranda Hobbes
1 Likes
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 29
Broken Friendship
Fidelity
Funny
Gay
Get Over It
Gold
Good Night Messages
Goodnight
Greetings
Honest
I Want You Back
Judgment
Longevity
Lost Friendship
Masculinity
Overcoming Challenges
Reading
Redemption
Smile
Waiting For Love
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™