TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
I'm up in here tryna get a mother fu..in' scholarship! -Red
Pineapple Express
13 Likes
13 Comments
RELATED QUOTES
I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing sh.. because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body? -Red
Pineapple Express
16 Likes
Sponsored Links
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute. -Red
Pineapple Express
10 Likes
I might act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurted damn every one of 'em. This ain't over. -Matheson
Pineapple Express
16 Likes
I forgot, man, BROS BEFORE HOES. -Red
Pineapple Express
24 Likes
I feel like butter melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks. [pause] Yeah. -Private Greg B. Miller
Pineapple Express
6 Likes
Sponsored Links
I ain't ever been shot before. Damn, that sh.. hurt. I got glass in my ass. -Matheson
Pineapple Express
6 Likes
He's a linger-er, you know what I mean, man? He just lingers. -Saul
Pineapple Express
12 Likes
Fu.. the po-lice! -Saul
Pineapple Express
8 Likes
Dude, Ted is a fu..ing murderer! I can't fu.. with him! I got a wife, man! She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna fu.. her! I wanna have sex with her! I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow. -Ted
Pineapple Express
10 Likes
Couscous - the food's so nice they named it twice. -Dale
Pineapple Express
12 Likes
Sponsored Links
Angie, you're a fu..ing idiot. I say that with love. -Robert
Pineapple Express
7 Likes
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 29
Being Hurt
Being Imperfect
Being SIlly
Charity
Choices
Fortune
Funny
Gay
Health
Heaven
Hope
I Miss You
Mistakes
Past
Philosophical
Poets
Pride
Profession And Professionals
Self Reliance
Trying Hard
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™